Pls Advise We Stop Using

No one is asking for another’s advice whenever this business cliché is invoked. After few times daily the week’s word cloud of my job’s emails would reflect more of a Dear Abby phone farm than a working hospice. Will I be able to switch dates with another who will be on vacation and unavailable for letting a post-doc fellow follow me? Yes, I’m working that day and don’t care: switch the dates. I’m not advising you to switch dates, since before I read your email I had no idea that such dates were planned.

Perhaps I will advise you: make an effort to gain access to our schedules so we needn’t be bothered to read and respond to unnecessary email.

This actually occurred today. I assumed an office scheduler was asking if I was working on a particular day so that I might switch dates and be available for a palliative medicine specialist to tag along and gleen experiences for his mentored colloquium discussion. The email title read “Damien Pls Advise/ Fellow Shadow.”

After teasing out what was wanted, I wrote, “I didn’t really have any advice for you tho. Unless you can get a copy of our pto, then I would advise you: try doing that.” It was slow today, so I indulged in email chatter to amuse myself.

What a GREAT idea I didn’t think about that!!!!!! You’re always thinkin’ Damien!

“You are too funny! I assume now that that’s impossible.”

YES! Just received calendars. You’re a life saver!

OK, first I’m Dear Abby, being asked to advise. Now I’m superman? What a Friday! So many hats, so little time.

Happy Nurses’ every-frigging-damn Day/week, to every stethoscope-swinging nurse out there.

And for those looking for advice: just ask. We’re here for you.

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